jacob smak

gay, annoying ,short penis, a short tempered man, whos all talk , lives of of xbox loves to do the a.j. to him self, referered to as gaylord,

jacob smak fucks guys all day such as mike and himself. Loves to have fake sex with his fake girlfriend.
Loses all his fights with people.
Has aids, stds, crabs, skittles, and fucks himself with a pole. and has sex with an asian all night long .
Pays asians to fuck him with a pole.

by bp zs ab ajs November 5, 2012

jacob evan farley

A smart amazing sporty extremely hot guy that is also a slight playa and can break your heart in a snap and doesn't even know that he did it. This is what makes him so dangerous to girls. But if he reslly likes you he wont go around flirting with other girls.

Wow i wish i had someone like jacob evan farley

by Dela777 April 22, 2016

Jacob Kendall George

No one gives a shit about your boyfriend's name.

"OMG OMG OMG I'M 13 YEARS OLD AND IN LOVE" -Brittany Mae "Smiley Face" Hope

Fun Fact: The individual (Jacob Kendall George) that the author above is describing is likely either no longer a part of their life and/or deeply despised.

by An Audience May 14, 2013

Jacob Michael Thomas

My beautiful boy.

Extremely caring, loving and strong. One of the best, funniest, smartest people out. Love him absolutely shitless, she's gorgeous inside and out.

Person- ' I wish I had a guy like Jacob Michael Thomas '

Me- ' HELL YEAH YOU DO '

by LIL LLAMA July 9, 2014

jacob collier moment

a moment where the best thing ever happened

bro i just had a jacob collier moment

by flattio July 11, 2023

Jacob Douglas McGuire

The definition of a simp

Q.) Woah, is that Jacob Douglas McGuire!

A.) Yeah, he is a simp.

by Bruh_Moment1210 February 3, 2020

Jacob sartorius

The sweetest man on earth, and the best perdon to have by your side

Example: Jacob is a celebrity and he gives world tours
Jacob sartorius is funny af

by Sglmc October 4, 2017