the italian cousin

When having sex in a college dorm, right before the man finishes, he pulls out and skeets on the roommate whether she is sleeping or not.

Janet's room is so small that I can try the Italian cousin on barb.

by SHEEPSKILL December 3, 2017

Yelling at the Italians

When you really speak to your audience in a language they understand.

Great work in that shareholder meeting, you were really yelling at the Italians

by knerd_ April 5, 2024

Italian Breadstick

You coat your dick in Parmesan cheese then have your girl put Marinara sauce in her mouth then she sucks the life out of you.....

“Baby imma give you the Italian breadstick tonight”

by Count Cockula October 9, 2019

italian dance monkey

When a man shoves his dick in a girls ass and when he takes it out it's covered in poo. Then he swings his cock around in a circle really fast spraying the poo.

Yo guys I gave this girl a really good Italian dance monkey last wednesday.

by finlow1616 June 29, 2017

the italian move

After fighting with your friends, turning your back on them and cooperate with your enemy

The school shooter shows of with the Italian teacher, after some shots the teacher shoots the children.

He made the italian move

by SchoolShooter123 April 5, 2018

The Italian Showbag

When you are fucking a girl and your balls slip into the hole.

I was giving this girl the Italian showbag last night and I think I slipped a nut

by anonymous August 23, 2021

Italian Fatigue

A state of mental or emotional exhaustion brought on by prolonged exposure to individuals—typically of southern Italian descent—who exhibit a chronic disregard for punctuality, responsibility, or seriousness. Symptoms may include waiting indefinitely, repeating instructions, and questioning the concept of time itself.

I can't hang out with y'all anymore, I got Italian fatigue like a MF

by ButtDawg June 8, 2025