The Italian Showbag

When you are fucking a girl and your balls slip into the hole.

I was giving this girl the Italian showbag last night and I think I slipped a nut

by anonymous August 23, 2021

Italian Fisting

When you use five fingers while pleasing a woman and exclaim "mama mia!".

Dude, I was totally Italian Fisting her last night!

by pg69 February 11, 2023

italian stuffed taco

When a male enters his scrotum into the females anal cavity, and then proceeds to ejaculate on her back

Ok kids I’m going to perform and Italian Stuffed Taco.

by Jiggersarebad December 27, 2017

Italian Brun Special

When you’re hanging with your buddy at an olive garden and proceed to shove every single breadstick into their anus and pull them out and eat every single one

Person 1: Why was Dylan so happy last night
Person 2: He went out to eat last night with Tyler and got a Italian Brun Special

by Johny763 April 5, 2024

the Italian mafi-ayy-ayy

When you go to an mafia- sponsored AA meeting, only to get the alcoholic fucked out of you.

Man, I’m so sore from the Italian mafi-ayy-ayy meeting yesterday. They really did me in.

by Steadlur February 9, 2023

Italian Fatigue

A state of mental or emotional exhaustion brought on by prolonged exposure to individuals—typically of southern Italian descent—who exhibit a chronic disregard for punctuality, responsibility, or seriousness. Symptoms may include waiting indefinitely, repeating instructions, and questioning the concept of time itself.

I can't hang out with y'all anymore, I got Italian fatigue like a MF

by ButtDawg June 8, 2025

Italian

Person who enjoys everything that can be enjoyed way too much while lacking any moral core values. They also love to compare themselves to ancient romans, but they are smaller, wider in size, hairyer and less disciplined.

Are you a bad father? In Italy you're a hard working man too busy for family.

Betrayed your partner? In Italy, you're a romantic person falling for beauty.

You're a thief? In Italy, you simply a man who finds many things.

Betraying your brothers in ww1 'cuz you don't know loyalty?

In italy, you're a noble man.

Praising a fascist dictator taking over your country but not backing him up in the middle of a war 'cuz you got no balls?

No worries, in italy you're a simply a brave man fighting for freedom.

Getting pegged by greece in ww2, constantly needing german support?

Its okay, if you swich sides again to fall in your brothers back.

A): "Where you're from?"

B): "I'm italian!"
A): "Wow; I love ancient roman history! Bet you're good looking, fit, disciplined, loyal and romantic!"

B)"Umm... my mom makes great spaghetties!"

by PhallusEnormus November 23, 2021