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internet mlm 

Internet Multi-Level Marketing. Describes a large segment of online "how to make money online" tutorials, which involve getting a mark involved with the affiliate marketing industry. Ironically, these tutorials themselves include affiliate links to products which are directed to people getting started in affiliate marketing. The Internet MLMer gets paid when a mark signs up for the paid services through his affiliate links.

Even crazier, the revenue for many of these services are a monthly recurring revenue, which means that if a mark subscribes for life, his lifetime value to the Internet MLMer is in the thousands of dollars - perhaps more if additional products and services can be sold to the mark. A skilled Internet MLMer can earn in excess of six figures a month.
Jesse wants to quit his day job after watching an Internet MLMer's YouTube video on how to make money online. But first, he needs to buy ClickMagic, GetResponse, LeadPages, and 50onRed. Make sure you click my links below for a special discount, and sign up for my mailing list for a free e-book guide.
internet mlm by reversengineer April 11, 2016
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internet forum 

A place that you've most probably wasted a large majority of your time on.

It's most common form is a base in which large groups of people committed to a certain fandom/interest, post in various threads about various things. This can range involve a range of things, including gaming/games, technology, roleplay, dirty fanfics and more.
I totally have a life, despite being a nerd and spending approxmitely 101.223104% of my life on an internet forum.

I like to roleplay as a sexy original character on an internet forum.

Kids these days, with their internet forums.

Internet drift 

When you start searching the internet for one thing and end up looking at a series of unrelated things, usually culminating in browsing memes or that "one weird trick" you didn't know you needed to complete your life.
Me: "Hey Amy, what'cha doing?"
Amy: "Browsing the internet."
Me: "You've been on the computer for three hours! I think somebody is experiencing some Internet drift! I'm just sayin."
Internet drift by ITGuy49 January 22, 2017

Internet slut 

A person whose life is on the internet for everyone to see and tries acting like a hoe over their social media’s.
Bryanna is such an internet slut, she’s so annoying!
Internet slut by Miloisdead February 5, 2018

Internet Baby

Mutual agreement between two parties that met from a social platform to perform conception through mailing the male product to the female.
I met a guy online from around the world and we are agreeing to have an internet baby.
Internet Baby by Dam Dam November 26, 2018

internet friend

internet friends are pure crackheads with no future, but me, i'm a crackhead myself. internet friends are also not fake, thots, or snakes. they are funny and would just be there for you in some problems. it's also a song from Katy Perry herself, released out on 2011, and it was old. Besides, having internet friends is actually a blessing! they are real friends as well, so if they care, they will care. having fake friends isn't fun OR having lunchbox friends.
man i love having internet friends! they function just like real friends! this is the besttime of my whole life!
internet friend by rosefreckles August 10, 2020

Internet 

Something that has gone PRETTY FUCKING DOWNHILL the last few years, at first it was a place where you could say whatever the fuck you wanted and no one got offended.. It was pretty damn great, but nah now everyone is more sensitive than a fucking throbbing clit and it's fucking depressing, no one can take a joke nor can anyone fathom the fact that everyone has a different opinion.
Sensitive Kid: LMAO FAM LETS PLAY SOME AMONG US
Other guy: Ew no Among us is overrated and stinky
Sensitive Kid: KASKJASKJAKJASK IM GONNA DOX YOU TONIGHT BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Other guy: Man the internet is pretty fucking gay nowadays
Internet by idc about your opinion November 30, 2020