When you are out of ideas to tell your friend why he cannot get a girlfriend, or female attraction. So you have to be nice and say it’s the quality of his camera, say he needs a new phone.
No Jacob, you’re not ugly. Just get a new phone, the women will be all around you! It’s called the New-Phone Theory!
by Djay_man July 7, 2021
Get the New-Phone Theorymug. Bijective theory of consciousness which states that a discrete surface area can be divided arbitrarily into an uncountable number of surface areas.
The attention theory of everything propounds that the Vikaasian set of uncountable primes is bijective to the Cantor set of uncountable functions.
Implies that a surface area is a number.
Furthermore implies that a surface area comprises a set of uncountable prime numbers, greater than the set of Godel primes.
Thus surface areas are not only prime; but prime-in-themselves.
Implies that a surface area is a number.
Furthermore implies that a surface area comprises a set of uncountable prime numbers, greater than the set of Godel primes.
Thus surface areas are not only prime; but prime-in-themselves.
by metawave August 21, 2020
Get the attention theory of everythingmug. Trumped leadership theory is based off the idea of influence through power and a high concern for productivity.
Being able to establish 'Trumped Leadership Theory' means ones is a successful leader who attains or exceeds their goals and has a sense of full control through implementing clarified processes and being the sole decision maker.
by MGMT721:GROUP 7 January 17, 2019
Get the Trumped leadership theorymug. The theory that everyone, everywhere, in the world is somehow connected by an “invisible string”, particularly lovers.
This theory is inspired by the Taylor Swift song “invisible string”, in which she describes the ways her and her lover were connected before they even met.
This theory is inspired by the Taylor Swift song “invisible string”, in which she describes the ways her and her lover were connected before they even met.
Person A: I found my current boyfriend in the background of one of the photos I took in 2013!
Person B: Wow! What a coincidence!
Person C: Actually, that’s the invisible string theory. Y’all are soulmates
Person B: Wow! What a coincidence!
Person C: Actually, that’s the invisible string theory. Y’all are soulmates
by Jessienewyorknanny January 26, 2024
Get the Invisible string theorymug. Coined by YouTuber and content creator JaySoullz this is the theory that after you stop talking to a girl or guy, whether it be due to an argument or disagreement, you don’t leave on a really bad note. U keep it cordial, don’t yell back or argue, and you can later spin the block when you’re doing even better in life and the options she had are starting to weign. She will have forgotten the feelings that made her willing to stop talking to you in the first place, and by then you will have multiple other girls to immediately take her spot if she acts up again.
“Yelling and arguing with a female completely goes against CST(cordial separation theory)”
“If you’re following CST, you know you have to keep it calm at all times”
“If you’re following CST, you know you have to keep it calm at all times”
by Jayrod69 June 17, 2023
Get the Cordial separation theorymug. Infant electro shock weapon theory is the theory that you can get an infant to change their dominant hand by using an electro shock weapon on them when ever they use their dominant hand. Insides the mind of a baby the baby correlates using their right hand (the majority of the population is right handed) with pain so they don't use it any more. This is also sort of like reinforcement learning in computer science.
by someStranger8 October 12, 2022
Get the Infant electro shock weapon theorymug. The theory that if you own a pair of pants, everything inside it is yours. If someone wears your pair of pants, all the things inside the pants at that time, including their butt, belong to the pants owner.
by foootballislife November 24, 2021
Get the pants containment theorymug.