Hong Kong in the trunk

n. A condition brought on by overeating at the local Chinese food buffet. Symptoms include stomach cramps, bloating, and gas.

You can smell me 'fore you see me, I got Hong Kong in the trunk.

by Manny Fre$h February 7, 2010

Hong

To roughly finger a girl til she bleeds.

I honged a bitch last night, now my sheets are red.

by UpbealMel August 4, 2018

Rock Hangover

The morning after an (A. Rock Concert) (B. School Dance) (C. Skyshow) that involved headbanging, screaming, and overall ROCKING OUT!

Idiot: Hey! Wanna Go paintballin'?
Slighty Less Idiot: Nah, I just went to that Greenday concert last night. I got a rock hangover.
Idiot: Ok... I'm gonna go explode now.

by TOAO October 2, 2005

hong dong

The crust in between the penis head and shaft that forms after not showering for a day or so. Also known as a homeless guy who says he is richer then you by "life experiences".

The hong dong in my crotch is making my balls itch.

Let me throw away this condom with hong dong in it.

by Jewbear April 13, 2007

hobgoblin

When the ear is placed in contact with the butthole. The perpetrator plugs his or her nose and blows as hard as he or she can and ejects air and/or blood into the butthole.

Man, last night I saw this drunk guy hobgoblin someone! It was fucking nasty!

by halgaola September 26, 2007

Hong Chen

Someone who does IRS.

I'm Hong Chen. WE NEED TO DO OUR IRS. ON THE WAY TO THE MOELC! LET'S GO TO JIAN YANG'S HOUSE! TO DISCUSS!

by hong chen. i do irs. August 19, 2003

mexican hangover

While Mexican hangover can be the result of eating, it can also be the result of eating a lot of Mexican food. Headaches, dry mouth, runny noses and diarrhea are some of the side effects (and I'm not talking regular diarrhea, it is explosive, shoot to the fucking moon diarrhea).

Oh man... Pablo made some good food but shit he gave me a Mexican hangover.

by sammygreen123 March 1, 2011