Going Keurig

When a fox news fan finds out that Keurig is going to pull advertising with them over fake conspiracitorial news stories and reacts by recording a video of themselves smashing their Keurig coffee maker to publish on YouTube. Its often their 2nd most valuable possession.

That guy totally lost it. I was afraid he was Going Keurig! Sure enough, its demolished!

Step away from the coffee maker.

by Duck me June 26, 2018

Going Blank

When you have so much mind blowing sex your mind goes blank.

GF: Baby, I think my mind is going blank! We must have had amazing sex last night.

BF: Yeah we did! It was so good I knocked you unconscious doing the iron horse!

GF: So, that's where the hole came from!

by sexykittenmama69 January 20, 2009

Going noodley

A series of actions that causes someone to take on the appearance of a mentally handicapped person. This action can also be used in mocking someone, or just staring at someone who has said something incredibly dumb. Can be used in conjunction with a noodle voice, or noodle face.

During class he was going noodley, mocking me at every chance he was offered.

by Oodle o' Noodle January 23, 2011

Pookemon Go

The act of playing 'Pokemon Go' while using a public toilet. Since you're indoors, sorting your pokemon, catching pokemon, or (s)wiping the same PokeStop while you squeeze out a Poodgeot

Dang... Bill just got a Meowth playing Pookemon Go at Shitpotle's.

by mikebellman July 14, 2016

go on a retreat

a term used by kids at catholic high schools when others are being assholes. the main retreat is Kairos. Unlike public school kids.

Jim: Fuck everybody!

Jenn: What's wrong?

Jim: I'm stressed and pissed:

Ryan: (whispers) hey adam.

Adam:what?

Ryan: he need to go on a retreat.

Adam: Hell yes, especially Kairos

by all-knight-long-2012 January 1, 2011

go to space

To become high from the consumption of marijuana

"Hey, want a beer?"
"Nah I think imma just go to space tonight"

by NineThree November 27, 2014

go to class

Something Uncreative (male predominantly) high school seniors say as a “funny” response to any lower class students They themselves are trying to fuck.

(See’s freshman talking to her friends in the morning.) senior male internally: “I cannot fathom a better response right now I better use the safe one” hey Sarah! Go to class! Boy did I show her.

by Pen name jones November 26, 2019