homeless girlfriend

Best kind of girlfriend there ever is. You can drop her off anywhere after date.

I feel like a generous God, after finishing in my homeless girlfriend mouth so that she won't sleep on empty stomach.

by Twominutes22 May 28, 2021

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Girlfriend

Someone who is dating a guy. Girlfriends can be adorable and scary at the same time. While some are super casual about the whole "dating world" others can get clingy and demanding, and the simple idea of being a girlfriend cat get to their heads. If this is someone you know, bear with them or set them straight, they don't know everything about everything. A girlfriend deserves the world from their boyfriend, and sometimes forget that they also need to give the world to their boyfriend, because they are partners in crime and possibly life. Girlfriends are hard to obtain no matter what amount of self-esteem you have, but once you "get a girl" they can be loyal as hekk. They forget that playing hard to get can bruise a guy's self esteem just as much as guys can bruise theirs. A girlfriend can be a terrible experience, but once you get away from a bad girlfriend there's a whole sea out there and so many other girls who will treat you like a prince. A girlfriend's expectations can be unnaturally high, but not without reason. They want to be safe and comfortable with their boyfriend. Overall, a girlfriend is someone to love and be loved by, so spend time with and cause mischief with whether for a day or a lifetime.

Bro: Man is she your girlfriend?
Bruh: Yeah man, I love her sm
Bro: But does she love you?
Bruh: Yeah totally :)

by Demidork7 March 8, 2021

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