A legendary form of woman, who are already rare, which has sufficient knowledge of all memes and uses meme references. This form is also willing to be your girlfriend, but only found in Switzerland.
by Coffee-bot January 14, 2023
by Peanutsnomnom December 30, 2018
Heissenberg's girlfriend: A girlfriend that is so eager to determine ,
with certainty, the state or position of your relationship, that she
will completely kill the momentum of the relationship to accomplish her
objective.
with certainty, the state or position of your relationship, that she
will completely kill the momentum of the relationship to accomplish her
objective.
Susie wanted desperately to be married, but unfortunately she became a Heissenberg's Girlfriend and killed the momentum just before her boyfrend was about to propose.
by Juswords November 15, 2024
Noun. A girlfriend who for either personal, religious or other reasons, will not have sex with you, but continues to go out on dates. As in "at a temp agency, you have a job, just no benefits. Temp agency girlfriend you have a girlfriend, just no benefits."
John- "hey man, you still dating Nikki-no-sex?"
Mike- "no, I dumped her over email."
John- "yeah, about time you dumped your temp agency girlfriend."
Mike- "no, I dumped her over email."
John- "yeah, about time you dumped your temp agency girlfriend."
by Edward C. Microwagious May 09, 2014
A Sloth Girlfriend is a Woman who is often times unemployed and generally remains Hobo-sexual, They're often girls on Anti-depressive Medications with hair color that changes every 2 months. Sloth Girlfriends usually have Tig-ol-Bitties they make wonderful Partners for cuddling and Sex however they contribute nothing to society, they have no Motivation/Desire to contribute to Society nor better improve themselves in any way, they would prefer to lay around all day and snack on your Food, only willing to move when they want to fuck. The Sloth Girlfriend spends 98% of the Relationship avoiding responsibility and mostly just clings to you like a tree branch until you inevitably snap and she goes plummeting down to the Void Below.
She's got great tits and she's loving but You: God she has not Ambition, she doesn't do shit but snack and fuck!
Tim: "Bruh you got a Sloth Girlfriend.."
Tim: "Bruh you got a Sloth Girlfriend.."
by ThatTwistedPigGuy February 25, 2025
Jeremy: here’s my hoodie!!
Miranda: wait why??!
Jeremy: it’s National give your girlfriend a hoodie day!! <3
Miranda: wait why??!
Jeremy: it’s National give your girlfriend a hoodie day!! <3
by simpingforhim13 August 23, 2022