pink finger

When you fart on your own finger the poke somebody in the eye causing them to get pink eye

Victor: what happened? your eye is swollen.
Keith: Nick gave me the pink finger

by wetzpretz December 15, 2013

Finger Bombing

Not to be confused with finger blasting, finger bombing involves fully exiting and re-entering the vagina (or anus) with one's finger(s). Unlike finger blasting, whereby the fingers remain inside the orifice once introduced, finger bombing is unique in its repetitive and forceful entry and exit.

Nick: Hey man, how was your date last night with that Vietnamese chick?

Joe: It was awesome. I started finger blasting her nice and easy to get things going. Then she wanted me to go harder.

Nick: Let me guess, you turned it up a notch and started finger bombing her ass!

Joe: You know me too well!

by Sauna Studs December 2, 2015

Chocolate finger

When your wiping your ass and your finger accidentally tears through the toilet paper unnoticed. Can be especially problematic if you scratch your nose later on.

No thanks, I don't need a hug, looks like you got a chocolate finger

by Tnp12rocks March 28, 2017

spirit fingering

When you finger a girl so hard she has a religious epiphany.

I was spirit fingering Jenny so hard she thought I was God.

by DoubleButtBoy December 31, 2016

Finger Tarded

The consistent error of spelling & writing while typing to someone online.

an example of what finger tarded looks like.

"Iw ent out to the grocerae storre."

by Kimberly Balevre April 23, 2008

Hotdog Finger

When you are going to finger a girl, you instead spread her folds and lay your finger in the middle, preferably the index finger, and either push down or move it fast up and down

You gave Jess a hotdog finger? Did she like it?

Yes and yes.

by Sexual terms November 14, 2016

hamburger fingers

A condition when starting to play guitar. Repeatedly pressing your fingers aginst the strings of a guitar makes the tips of your fingers look like the surface of a grilled hamburger. After a while callouses devolop(akin to walkingg barefoot)and the condition goes away.

Practice is the cause of and solution to hamburger fingers.

by Marik Danzig April 20, 2007