February 3

Everyone born on this day is a god/goddess and if you don’t let them boss you around you are literal human trash

“Maddie was born on february 3rd!”
“seriously?! she’s so cool”

by 3melodii3 May 18, 2020

February 12

Tell Keziah happy birthday day.
Text her happy bday @k_k.eziah

Person 1: hey it’s February 12
Person2: Omg yea let’s text Keziah happy birthday

by Helenisabigfatrat October 3, 2021

February 31

The day Daniel Antunes goes to the dentist

Hey shithead, maybe if we’re lucky you’ll take your ugly ass to the dentist by February 31 dumb whore

by Danielantunesishot October 26, 2019

5th February

5th February: The most hated birthday in england, the same birthday as Sven Gorran Ericcson the EX-ENGLAND CAPTAIN...

5th february feb sven gorran ericcson 5th February

by Sven_Gorran_Erricson_Hater July 5, 2009

February 14

February 14 is national show your boyfriend your ass and titties day. When you and your boyfriend hang out, let him lift up your shirt and pull your pants down

“Today is February 14”

by Mike Cockburns February 2, 2021

4 February

The day when absolutely disgusting ginger freaks are born, there ginger hair burns their mothers vaginas as they exit the womb and she wishes that she didn’t purposely break the condom.

YOU WERE BORN ON 4 FEBRUARY, go back to hell you fat ugly ginger freak

by Hehehehehehehheeh December 17, 2019

Forbidden Finger February

The challenge in which a woman must not orgasm or finger themselves for the entire month of February.

Girl 1: Hey! How's Forbidden Finger February going?
Girl 2: I already failed, I fingered myself last night.

by oLuke November 2, 2018