failed speech check

When trying to convince someone to do something but you've got low Charisma so it doesn't work out.

Origins:Fallout 1
First recorded usage: 1998 in some dude from Denver's basement.

"Get off my shit"

Failed speech check having ass, I'm finna tax yo shit boy your beer gut looks like a blown radiatior....

by Garrett-tha-goat August 30, 2024

Faifley

a shithole located in clydebank, filled with junkies, neds and young teams.

"where do you live"
"faifley"
"im sorry"

by whatismypsuedonym October 5, 2023

Faifley

a shithole located in clydebank. filled with junkies and neds.

guy 1 "where you do live"
guy 2 "faifley"
guy 1 "im sorry"

by whatismypsuedonym October 5, 2023

Failer

A failer is an individual who has mastered the art of failure, elevating the act of not succeeding to a level of unparalleled expertise. This rare breed of person possesses an uncanny ability to turn even the simplest tasks into monumental flops, consistently achieving results opposite to those intended. While others may stumble upon failure accidentally, the failer navigates life with precision, transforming every endeavor into a spectacular fiasco. Their commitment to the craft of falling short is truly commendable, making them the inadvertent pioneers of underachievement.

The cocky dad came downstairs late, only to be third in the school drop-off line for his 10-year-old son, a true failer in the art of morning efficiency; as his son reveled in victory, "So now we see – his hate is greeeaaat."

by The One Forty Group January 9, 2024

failestine

when you call your bros to fight that kid and still lose

Failestine and the Arabs decided to gang on Israel and lose for the 345342572th time

by Littleantukins January 31, 2024

fail-girl

fail girl means a woman (normally trans) with very bad luck. It can also be applied to cis men (often twitch personality cdawgva) on rare occasions, often followed by the word swag.

cdawgva has so much fail-girl swag

by Niiiîiiiíïkolajj November 9, 2023

Failed cumshot

That one kid in your class that literally everybody hates, even the teacher. Their parents hate them.

Mother : Hey Failed cumshot, did you get an A on your test?
Kid : Where's dad?
Mother : Did you get an A. If you didn't, you have to sleep in the dumpster tonight.

by YourDadLeftU November 28, 2023