Happy Finger

The bird. The manual fuck you. The middle finger of derision, hate and discontent. Normally used in the same manner as "flipping the bird," in this instance styled "hoisting the happy finger."

Malcolm hoisted the happy finger at the cops, who promptly beat him senseless with their batons. Gennifer flipped a happy finger at her mother, who grounded her until her 21st birthday.

by Zazbek January 1, 2013

mallet fingers

Mallet fingers, i.e. when a boy is really bad at fingering a girl, so bad it is painful. Possibly big fingers, or just bad practice.

Jane: Did you have fun with Raymond last night.
Cat: Yeah i heard you went back with him!?
Lucy: Yeah wish i hadnt though, he had real mallet fingers!
Jane: ooh ouch!

by CrackwhoMoFo June 13, 2009

back fingering

The act of inserting ones fingers in a woman's vagina by reaching round and under her ass, as opposed to going in from the front. Usually attempted whilst standing up.

'Ere lads nearly got this bird home last weekend, was back fingering here down an alley but she bailed on me last minute because she was taxi sharing with a mate'

by Choi123 January 9, 2014

finger blitz

to jam your index and middle fingers into a vagina then remove and repeat with the other hand repeatedly until she squirts.

I called jess to make sure she could still walk after that intense finger blitzing.

by spring break 06 for life October 14, 2010

spirit fingering

When you finger a girl so hard she has a religious epiphany.

I was spirit fingering Jenny so hard she thought I was God.

by DoubleButtBoy December 31, 2016

Dink Fingers

a derogatory term used to describe a person who is a complete asshole and is completely useless.

Hey "dink fingers", thanks for all the help!

by NickoshieT June 28, 2010

index finger

A finger yes a finger nothing else
What did you expect

This is my index finger

by If fat mama February 25, 2017