Edward

A person that buys an enormous amount of glitter, after the infamously shiny Edward Cullen.

Dude, don't be such an Edward. You don't need five super glitter packs.

by Mikey Valentine January 12, 2011

eagarian

The language spoken by the Eaganites
see also Eaganites, eager

The Eaganite race speaks eagarian

by Chuck Eager May 16, 2006

Edgasm

The best guy friend you could be friends with. He can be gay at times, but hes really funny and cool to be around with. He usually has glasses and braces. He wears a lot of collared shirts. He can also be a cock block, but hes a really great friend. You can trust him with anything. His friends are usually mexican and red heads.

See that kid? That's Edgasm!

by The Girl With Red Hair 123 October 31, 2011

Edmarck

One who blends in with the crowd. Very shy and anisocial. Incredibly intelligent and cute. Has a nice body and a sick skater. Funny, chill ,and unselfish. One who will offer to do your homework and will very quickly become a close friend to you

Wow that kid is really smart..and cute! I bet his name is Edmarck
Hey do you need help on your homework?
Yeah! Thanx Edmarck

by blue eyes15 January 14, 2015

Edward Cullen

A sexy pedophile who everybody wants to fuck

I want to fuck the brains out of Edward Cullen

by Thishornyunicorn August 10, 2017

Edward

Edward is a name of a guy with a very small penis. This also reflects his choice in vehicles. A small s10 "4 cylinder" where a hot guy ( Austin ) would get a small s10 "v6" size does mater to women. And ladies anyone named edward has a - Jared size red rocket -

Omg. Is that Edward I heard he has a scrappy s10

by S10extendedcab September 30, 2017

Edward

Edward is probably the most nicest person you will meet. Mostly hard headed corny but hard to open up to others. Edwards always make a great boyfriend because they think about others before themselves

Edward is a great boyfriend!

by UnknownPerson64 February 28, 2018