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Donut Glaze Syndrome

noun

1. The phenomenon where dried semen crusts over the outer labia like icing on a day-old Krispy Kreme—usually found on women with more traffic than a gas station toilet.

2. A visual cue that someone’s last good decision was three bodies ago. Often accompanied by the scent of regret and a faint Wi-Fi signal labeled “DADDYLEFTAGAIN.”
“I swear, I went down on her and it looked like a pastry war crime. Full-blown Donut Glaze Syndrome. I had to floss my beard with shame.”
by Peter Goziña August 4, 2025
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Donut titties

When your laying in bed naked and you are eating donuts and the GLAZE falls all over your titties!!
Man, My donut titties are sticky!
by Rally man December 28, 2019
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Strawberry Filled Donut

When you’re performing the act of anal, and she looks back at you and says to stop because she has to poop. So you bear down even deeper and tell her to shit around it. The result is a glazed rose bud with a chocolate ring, of which resembles a strawberry filled chocolate donut.
Eric: “Bro, I’m trying to spice up the sex life with this new girl I’m with. She’s into some nasty shit too.”
Thomas: “ Have you given her a Strawberry Filled Donut?”
by thatjboi23 April 12, 2023
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Cock Cream Donut

When a woman eats a donut off a man’s big sexy dick, then proceeds to give him head. The gentleman then cums onto said donut and forces the woman to eat the remainder of the donut covered in his jizz.
The nice man offered the woman a cock cream donut after she sucked his big delicious dick.
by dirtydeeds29 June 28, 2021
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Donekin Donuts

finished, done, in the bag, it's a deal, c' est fini.
Man #1: Let's meet at Effie's house.
Man #2: Donekin Donuts!
by Karl karcher January 6, 2009
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Powdered Donut

When one person simultaneously leans over and spreads their cheeks, while the other blows Colombian Bam Bam into their B hole.
Bro, last night was crazy. Eric and I gave each other Powdered Donuts, we were poppin off.
by balls_deep69420 March 19, 2018
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Boston Cream Donut Hole

Wesley pulled out and gave Kaley a Boston cream donut hole.
by Oinklet August 6, 2022
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