Funky Dong

When someones dick is funky.

"Damn, thats a real funky dong!"

by TrashbinsRcool December 14, 2023

dong tolly

When she strokes it and licks the balls at the same time

Dude, last night she went all dong tolly on me!

by Eric J K February 20, 2021

Ring Dong

A phrase you would use in a text message to make the other person check their phone and write back.

Ring Dong: Cory
Jaelyn: What is this a door bell?
Just seein' what you were up to: Cory
Jaelyn: Streching out for later wanna cruise by?

or

Paul: Dude guess what I did last night?
Steve: What?
Paul: I ring donged Jessica at four in the morning to wake her up when she has her first day of nursing intern.
Steve: Clutch Automatic!

by Macag September 22, 2011

The Dong technique

The art of the dong. Known only to the most sophisticated of human beings. Of the highest order. Just reading this you question your existence for not knowing this art.

Man 1-Have you heard of The Dong Technique?
Man 2-What’s that?
Man 1-I see...

by TheManOfDong July 21, 2019

Dong

An expandable part of the body

Expand Dong

by Reat October 30, 2021

TU NOI DONG XANH THOM HUONG LUA

Lyrics of a patriotic vietnamese song

ko dấu

TU NOI DONG XANH THOM HUONG LUA, VE NOI NHA CAO XE GIANG PHO

HOA MOT NIEM TIN REO CA (EH OH EH OH)

TU NOI DAO XA MENH MONG SONG, VE NOI DOI CAO BAY MAY TRANG

MOT VONG TAY NOI TRON VIET NAM

by Turtsliam March 21, 2025

Shlong-Ding-Dong

Slang for penis and a racial slur or Asian people.

Chong Wu: Dooood I totally just saw Hong's Shlong-Ding-Dong hanging out!

Ling-Ling: Dooood no freaken' way!

by VirtualLegendz November 28, 2015