Duck Bag

One who smuggles ducks in a bag for later use in their personal pleasures.

"We all know that guy is 100% a duck bag

by Gavin456b February 10, 2020

duck dicking

/duc-dih-king/

Middle Minnesotian: from Incorrect Old English
1) To be screwed in a particularly circuitous fashion, usually with no legitimate purpose or reason. "I don't like being duck dicked around by defense counsel."
2) A corkscrew shaped weapon, usually easily defeated with reason and by mentally and physically superior beings (usually women). "His duck dick doesn't intimidate me."

Enough duck dicking around, let's get to the point.

by Duck D. Grey-Duck September 26, 2017

Donald Duck

1. A Thicc Boi 2. A Psychopathic Axe Mass Murderer

Person 1: Have You Seen That Donald Duck?
Person 2: Are You Talking About A Thicc Boi Or The Psychotic Axe Mass Murderer?

Person 1: Naw I’m Talking Bout The Thicc Boi And Also What The Hell Are You On About

by ExpiredWispa February 17, 2020

swiss duck

The act of inserting a feather duster in your maid's ass.

I hope my wife doesn't find out about the Swiss duck last night.

by Swiss duck April 20, 2018

Not my duck

Something that is clearly not your responsibility that someone is trying to dump on you

"Hey bro can you go do my laundry while I'm out?" "Not my duck, man sorry."

by Mr. Cool guy July 18, 2019

duck story

a duck story is a story (often told in song) where a duck trolls a human! most famous examples The Duck Song, The Duck Song 2 and The Duck Song 3! Alot of People like memeing duck stories and adding their own creative mix! Now new duck stories arnt all that common anymore but it was still good while we watched it!

kid: tell me the duck story
person: the duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand "hey! got any grapes?"

by tsar obama October 26, 2020

Ducking Bugging

When your anxiety presents as an imaginary, angry swarm of attacking bees. Often occurring when life becomes too much to bare and where typos in messenger are good enough for getting the point across.

Montey is ducking bugging because has not heard the results from his job interview that would permit him to quit his current job and leave early for his long overdue weekend away with his boys.

by Monteyblanc June 16, 2018