Wild Cow Disease

A variation of mad cow disease that causes people and animals to act crazy as shit.

The cow that hauled ass through the fence had wild cow disease.

by Daren McCreery March 11, 2008

no-head disease

its a disease which slowly deteriorates the mental and physical health of the person. it occurs due to a lack of head received by the person.

Jack: Have you seen what happened to Simon? It's really sad, I hope he gets better.
Connor: I heard he caught the no-head disease, its fatal.

by nbru1337 November 27, 2022

Ben Button Disease

Ben Button Disease is when a patient is born, and they mature, they actually grow "young". Basically the patient ages backwards.

Also See Jen Button Disease

Brat Pitt's character in Benjamin Button suffered from Ben Button Disease

Dude 1 : "Yo, that baby is mad smart"
Dude 2 : " Nah man, this little baby is actually 76 years old. My mom used to baby sit him but he looked mad older than my moms. People round the block thought they were just dating and shit"

by Some_Dogg June 29, 2009

slap-faced disease

a disease in which it looks like you've been slapped in the face many times and itches

the corner girl had slap-faced disease

by panagos December 16, 2010

creutzfeldt jakob disease

a rare brain disorder caused by prions

its symptoms include: personality changes, memory loss, impaired thinking, blurry vision or blindness, insomnia, problems with coordination, trouble speaking or swallowing, and sudden jerky movements

creutzfeldt jakob disease is caused by genetics and exposure to contaminated tissue but can also develop later in life by the age of 60

by Perfect Mania January 08, 2024

Buttsex Disease

A disease in witch the sufferer is allways salty about things done to them or dumb things they have done, even if it happened years ago. Another word for this symptom is "butt hurt".

Due to his Buttsex Disease, Simon was still mad Nate killed him in Minecraft.

by ThePTFOGuy July 06, 2018

rare lounge disease

rare lounge disease is a disease transmitted to rolimoners when they spend too much time in the dangerous rare lounge. you will become a sharker, and lose your ability to profit in trades.

I lost 100k this month - pontifexil
You have rare lounge disease, get demand bro. -Gael

by Rolimons user January 28, 2022