Chimp oneself red

v. To furiously relax in a gentleman's way; to masturbate.

Thomas didn't appear that evening for dinner, nor the next morning at breakfast. Eventually shuffling into the dining room a little after two o'clock in the afternoon, looking exhausted and sporting a thousand-yard stare, between drawn-out breaths and with a weary demeanour, he stated that he'd spent the past twenty-two hours chimping himself red.

Chimp Oneself Red

by Chum Gnomesky March 10, 2010

Cookie Crisp

Dark little round cookie crisp cereal sized nipples.

Once I seen caits tits i just wanted to bite them little cookie crisp nipples.

by BPop November 8, 2012

Hargrave Crip

Hargrave Crips a la gang that is linked in with the FNB's(FearNobody),and Toaa Crips. all Theses gangs/clicks are located at North Park in La

The Hargrave Crips be at North Park.

by 2rella December 4, 2022

Mothafunk'n crimps

the best of the best, the cream of the crop, the needle in the haystack of all motha fukn words

living dreams, the times are good, great, amazing pretty much crimping (Mothafunk'n crimps)

by Snoop motha fukn dogg March 10, 2009

Partner In Crime

A partner in crime is someone you trust more than anyone else in the world. This person may be an extremely good friend, a family member, or a romantic partner. This is someone who you would probably have many things in common with you and have the same intentions as you. Litteraly, it would be someone who you commit crimes with, but the term does not have to be used in such ways. This is someone who you trust and who trusts you, to an extremely far point. This person would die for you, and you would die for them.

This is Alex. They are my partner in crime.

by zpixiewingz February 18, 2022

crime scene

when you and your friends (like 3 or 4 of them) fuck a bitch at the same time, some are getting handy's others are fuckin her puss and ass.

We crime scened that chick in there, fucking slut.

by Bill B April 23, 2003

Crisp

N. meaning Law Enforcement Officials, or Police. The natural progression from Police to "The Crisp" is as follows:

Police = Cops = Pigs = Bacon = The Crisp

This can be used to warn others:
"Yo, the Crisp is sizzling up there on the left. Slow down, dude."

Or, it can be used as a general refrence when showing disapproval of the judicial system in America:
"Fuck the Crisp, I'm a vegetarian."

by NicoleTTVan December 29, 2005