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Cookie simp

Simping over a fictional cookie character, normally from the games Cookie Run Kingdom and Cookie Run Ovenbreak, people decide they want to simp these fictional cookie characters because of certain reasons like their voice, appearance, and personality.
Hey George, i think im a Cookie simp
Me too! Which cookie do you simp for? I simp for Red Velvet Cookie.
Oh, I simp for Expresso Cookie!
by A suspicious tabby cat October 29, 2021
mugGet the Cookie simpmug.

Face Cookie

A punch to the face covered up as an offering of a baked good.

How to do it:
1. Present the dirty bastard a cookie in hand using a sweet and innocent voice.

2.Crumple up cookie and punch the poor S.O.B. in the face.

3. Unclench fist and wipe the cookie crumbs on victim's face in a downward motion.
That jerkface Joe pissed me off royally yesterday. He's in need of a face cookie!
by EinahpetsNayd December 16, 2008
mugGet the Face Cookiemug.

Cookie Water

Cookie Water is milk that you dipped your cookies in and absorbed all the cookieness and crumbs turning it into Cookie Water.
Everyone loves cookie water, drink it. You can't just dip and slip, man.
by araxx January 10, 2017
mugGet the Cookie Watermug.

Boneless Cookies

Boneless cookies are undercooked cookies that are soft and gooey and are cookies for 6-8 minutes.

Once the cookies look puffy after 6-8 minutes take the out and press them down and enjoy.
p1:"Have you ever had boneless cookies"
p2: "wtf is that"
by Katsuki Luna February 7, 2023
mugGet the Boneless Cookiesmug.

top cookies

The act of sniping the top corner in hockey. A shortened version of "top shelf, where grandma keeps the cookies".
I just sniped top cookies after a nice backhand toe dizzle.
by rekcil sinep April 13, 2009
mugGet the top cookiesmug.

Thumbprint Cookie

While you are having sex with your partner doggy-style, you insert your thumb into their anus.
“Bro, I was fucking my girlfriend last night and gave her a thumbprint cookie!”
by 8M0 October 21, 2020
mugGet the Thumbprint Cookiemug.

Hydrangea Cookie

"Hydrangea Cookie is Pomes gf. Nothing less, nothing more"
by I_LOVE_HYDRANGEA March 27, 2022
mugGet the Hydrangea Cookiemug.

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