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Cock Capturer

A woman with impressive man-slaying skills. Often found lurking the sticky dancefloor of Infernos, scouting for prey. The cock capturer's motto: "Smashing beers, smashing boys, that's how we roll."

Alternative: Gobbler. For those who find "cock capturer" too feminist. Derived from the location Gobbler's Hollow, a fictitious and magical abode where fallacious happenings occur.
"Wow, did you see the mouth on that cock capturer? I bet she'd tongue punch your fart box like you don't even know"
by WILMA March 27, 2015
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Cock Blazing

The act of pouring gasoline on your dick and your "victim's" asshole, lighting both on fire, and fucking until the fire is extinguished by the juices.
"Why won't you sit down?"
"My ass hurts. My boyfriend and I tried Cock Blazing last night."I
by Herpetitis November 3, 2017
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Cock Scribe

A person who is infatuated with drawing penises on any available surface.

One who will draw penises whenever given the chance regardless of time or location.

Often referred to as the Davinci of schlong, the Picasso of the cocko, or the Bob Ross of balls and shaft.
Hey Jake, would ya look at that!! Cody's over there being a cock scribe again. Their are literally dicks drawn on everything!
by Dr. Lubentap July 17, 2019
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cock skiing

The act of give a double hand job or double blowjob..
She was cock skiing the both of us..
by THrrn July 12, 2016
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Cock in the Mud

An expletive used to express sudden dismay or exasperation.
Stub your toe "cock in the mud!".
You get no for an answer "cock in the mud!".
by Iwanyckyj23 September 14, 2018
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heirloom cock

The names and phone numbers that get passed along now that your friend is seeing someone exclusively.
Now that Jason and Cindy are exclusive, she said she'd pass along some of her Heirloom Cock to us. Dibs on the guy with all the tattoos.
by Ephemily May 19, 2012
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Dandelion Cock

A long thing penis with a large bell end.
"I saw Gareth in the showers earlier, fuck me he's got a dandelion cock"
by Jim Keats October 9, 2014
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