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Cock Blocker

A Cock Blocker is someone who stops you from getting tang.

1. A boyfriend of the girl your getting with

2. someone interupting you, or embarrasing you
1. I was totally gonna get me some tang but she had to be dating Kyle. what a Cock Blocker

2. As i was about to unzip my pants and feed her my Vainey tree stick, this total Scott had to poop on me. cock blocked again for fucks sake.
by thegreattang April 15, 2011
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cock-in-the-mouth

asshole, jerk, loser; clusterfuck.

Pl. hotly debated whether plural form is "cocks-in-the-mouth" or "cock-in-the-mouths".
Did you have you review with that cock-in-the-mouth boss of yours?"; "Yes, I would change lanes if this cock-in-the-mouth would get out of my way."; "St. Patty's day in NYC is one gigantic cock-in-the-mouth.
by joebohobitz April 17, 2011
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Cock Dumpster

Term for a male or female who likes to receive many different cocks as often as possible. Occasionally at the same time.
It turns out she was an absolute cock dumpster
by Browner7680 December 9, 2010
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Cock-frosting

Slang term meaning semen, ejaculate, cum etc. Usually used in a derogatory fashion as a form of insult.
Why don't you go chug some cock-frosting!
by Kitty Westminster September 3, 2010
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rollmop cock

When a mans penis looks similar to a roll mop herring,The penis should also smell of pickled onion and fish to be correctly diagnosed as Roll Mop Cock............
Oh Dale your cock is disgusting it looks like a Rollmop cock and stinks of onion,your not coming near me seafood balls!
by Bertyflirtyandimthirty October 12, 2010
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Cock Reference

Like a cross reference, but when two different women have engaged in sexual intercourse at some point with the same guy.
Me: I can't believe that washed-up chick is fucking that douche bag!
Almeida: Yeah Angie's fucked him too!
Me: Go figure that those two chicks would have cock referenced eachother!
by NuckumH20 July 27, 2010
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cock gravity

Noun ~ The force that keeps a guy hovering around a girl that he thinks he might be able to have sex with despite the pull of other things to do.
Ed: "Hey, is Tom coming to play b-ball tonight?"
Steve: "No. He's still owned by Karen's cock gravity."
by Rob Bartley November 29, 2007
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