When a mans penis looks similar to a roll mop herring,The penis should also smell of pickled onion and fish to be correctly diagnosed as Roll Mop Cock............
Oh Dale your cock is disgusting it looks like a Rollmop cock and stinks of onion,your not coming near me seafood balls!
by Bertyflirtyandimthirty October 10, 2010
The embodiment of a BBC plastered on a dry erase minion that you keep hidden away in the shadows of your closet only to be seen cumming in his own mouth when you need a coat.
Friend 1: I got a new minion-cock yesterday
Friend 2: nice I’ve had mine for a few years now I need an upgrade.
Friend 2: nice I’ve had mine for a few years now I need an upgrade.
by Minioncum January 24, 2020
He became the infamous cock rancher (and had a sore jaw) after a most successful night cock ranching
by PMPs September 19, 2016
asshole, jerk, loser; clusterfuck.
Pl. hotly debated whether plural form is "cocks-in-the-mouth" or "cock-in-the-mouths".
Pl. hotly debated whether plural form is "cocks-in-the-mouth" or "cock-in-the-mouths".
Did you have you review with that cock-in-the-mouth boss of yours?"; "Yes, I would change lanes if this cock-in-the-mouth would get out of my way."; "St. Patty's day in NYC is one gigantic cock-in-the-mouth.
by joebohobitz March 31, 2011
by Jim Keats October 07, 2014
The act of pouring gasoline on your dick and your "victim's" asshole, lighting both on fire, and fucking until the fire is extinguished by the juices.
by Herpetitis November 03, 2017
by Ivanlary July 08, 2021