cock neglector

Girlfriend who wont go down on you cock.

Boyfriend - I've just spead all morning going down on u, can u go down on me now?
girlfriend - no!
boyfriend - your such a cock neglector

by josh 206543 February 19, 2009

hippo cock

most random shit ever used to annoy people

person 1: hippo cock
person 2: goddamn! stfu already bitch ass nigga.

by Zissler March 19, 2021

Cloudy Cock

When you're cloud watching and you see a cloud shaped like a penis. That's called a cloudy cock

Person 1: "Hey look, that cloud is shaped like a dick"

Person 2: "Haha yeah, it's a cloudy cock"

by cloudycocksRus August 7, 2021

cock bone

A person who doesn't want to listen when spoken to. They think they are right on everything so when someone is telling them something they could care less.

I tried to tell joe not to drink and drive but he thinks he is sober enough. He sure is being a cock bone.

by jimmybomm April 22, 2020

getting cocked

Receiving oral sex while field stripping and cleaning a weapon.

I love getting cocked at the range when no one's looking

by the pervy pilot November 30, 2017

Cock of Justice

A cock of justice is cock of all cocks, transcending above other men's cocks. It has gone through the most honorable actions that a cock can go through. Scoring multiple women in a night, etc. Extremely hard to achieve. Only a few percentage of the population may attain the cock of justice. Shortly known as 'coj'

Kevin: Wow, who is that guy with 3 chicks by his side?
Patrick: Oh. He has the cock of justice
Phil (guy with cock of justice): I command the cock of justice

by Hardick Sukhdeep March 10, 2012

Cock Suckler

Not cock sucking but the suckling of a cock. Instead of a nipple a female gently suckles on a cock slowly suckling the semen out of the erect cock.

I took this broad out and she started suckling on my cock until I was empty. Ahe was the best cock suckler I ever had.

by Ernnnn January 30, 2021