goblin cock

1. cock of a goblin
2. the band behind the dragon fucker

frank: do you like goblin cock??
jonas: gobling cock? yeah everyday

by gobliner May 9, 2022

heirloom cock

The names and phone numbers that get passed along now that your friend is seeing someone exclusively.

Now that Jason and Cindy are exclusive, she said she'd pass along some of her Heirloom Cock to us. Dibs on the guy with all the tattoos.

by Ephemily May 19, 2012

cock snatcher

A person who snatches cocks

Keep it in your pants, the cock snatcher is about

by bigdawg052 November 4, 2013

Cock Blocker

A Cock Blocker is someone who stops you from getting tang.

1. A boyfriend of the girl your getting with

2. someone interupting you, or embarrasing you

1. I was totally gonna get me some tang but she had to be dating Kyle. what a Cock Blocker

2. As i was about to unzip my pants and feed her my Vainey tree stick, this total Scott had to poop on me. cock blocked again for fucks sake.

by thegreattang April 15, 2011

cock gravity

Noun ~ The force that keeps a guy hovering around a girl that he thinks he might be able to have sex with despite the pull of other things to do.

Ed: "Hey, is Tom coming to play b-ball tonight?"
Steve: "No. He's still owned by Karen's cock gravity."

by Rob Bartley November 29, 2007

hippo cock

most random shit ever used to annoy people

person 1: hippo cock
person 2: goddamn! stfu already bitch ass nigga.

by Zissler March 19, 2021

Cock-frosting

Slang term meaning semen, ejaculate, cum etc. Usually used in a derogatory fashion as a form of insult.

Why don't you go chug some cock-frosting!

by Kitty Westminster September 3, 2010