Catholic Candy Job 

This is the act of a priest dropping a piece of candy to the altar boy. This piece of candy is usually a jolly rancher. The priest will wear his robes backwards as to make sexual contact with the altar boy. Therefore, the altar boy is the priests favorite person that comes to the church.

The priest did well with the Catholic Candy Job!

Catholic Candy Job by 1113454563q4557657957 February 15, 2008

russian candyman 

when you take a candycane and fuck a girl in the ass with it, cept she doesnt know your fucking her with a canydane, so you snap it in half inside of her and you scream cause your "dick" just snapped in half

"yo myles, did you try the russian candyman on nonie?"
"hell yea dude she freaked the fuck out!"

GIRL: oh baby i like it!
BOY: yea take that dick
**SNAP**
BOY: OH MY FUCKING GOD, MY DICK AHHHHH!!!

russian candyman by Rose and Myles December 31, 2007

Cotten candy

Aouther term for the neden

Hay, cotten candy... Cotten candy dont get wet 'til you put it in your mouth

Cotten candy by Juggalo Grimm January 14, 2008

cheap candy 

When Jarkko Ruutu hits someone in a non-sporting fashion while playing ice hockey.

Jarkko caught Jagr in the boards with his head down and handed out some cheap candy.

cheap candy by PensFanForever December 23, 2008

mexican candybar 

A piece of shit.

Johnny was full after eating the mexican candybar he found in the men's restroom.

The three most popular flavors of mexican candybars are: peanut, corn, or chewed bubble gum.

Jorge purchased a frozen mexican candybar from the barrio ice cream man.

mexican candybar by guido#24 August 3, 2009

rock candy 

A derogatory term for someone who is stubborn.

Guy 1: Everyone wants to see Shutter Island but you, John
John: No way dude, I wanna see Alice in Wonderland
Guy 1: Dude, quit being such a rock candy

rock candy by Three sheets to the wind March 13, 2010

candy 

Slang term for heavy drugs

Can i buy some candy?

candy by 187 April 5, 2003