The way a Californian says goodbye to a person who they find sexually attractive by giving them the best sex they’ve ever experienced and leaving them wanting you/them to stay instead of going home.
Californian: thanks for showing me texas, let me show you a California goodbye.
Person: what’s that?
Person: what’s that?
by Cali#1 August 6, 2022
Get the California goodbyemug. by DRAINEDDD April 19, 2025
Get the California cursedmug. An anonymous masturbatory service administered free of charge. A term derived from a suggestion that Californians live a freer life than most people, and are generally more upbeat and willing to grant sexual favors to complete strangers, for free, in order to spread their cheer. The term “handy” is short slang for “handjob.”
Man, I hadn’t had any sexual relations in years before that lady was nice enough to give me a California Handy while we were standing in line for the ATM machine.
by Hoof April 26, 2024
Get the California Handymug. Homicide and Homelessness.
Yo, dawg, their has been a homicide in San Pedro Los Angeles California every night for six months straight!
The homeless people in San Pedro Los Angeles California must be responsible for all the murders that occur in San Pedro!!
The homeless people in San Pedro Los Angeles California must be responsible for all the murders that occur in San Pedro!!
by SouthBayDwee January 5, 2021
Get the San Pedro Los Angeles Californiamug. The act of jizzing in a crockpot and then proceeding to cook it in a pot roast and then making your lover eat it
by Yes’m October 10, 2020
Get the California crockpotmug. A man you can hook up with and act as if you two are in a relationship, but the relationship only exists in an isolated location.
To have a California Boyfriend is to have a guy you can “date” for the Summer when you fly home from college to visit your parents.
To have a California Boyfriend is to have a guy you can “date” for the Summer when you fly home from college to visit your parents.
by MrWebber October 9, 2025
Get the California Boyfriendmug. by Shotfirst January 31, 2024
Get the California cup holdermug.