Monkey Bread

A type of bread popularized by the famous children's story Le Petit Prince (The Little Prince).

To make Monkey Bread:

1. Take a shit. Must be pretty large - try to maintain a 6 inch minimum
2. Place the feces on an appropriately sized baking pan
3. Rip out your pubes.
4. Sprinkle said pubic hair on the feces
5. Bake for 45 minutes at 350 degrees Fahrenheit
6. Congratulations! You've successfully made monkey bread. Enjoy!

I made Cockman a batch of Monkey Bread for his birthday; he liked it more than the PS3 his parents bought him.

Mark, do you think you could bring in a batch of Monkey Bread for the French party tomorrow?

by Chode Master God October 7, 2007

daily bread

Another Word For Vagina.

So did you get any daily bread last night?

by Kerrilia April 26, 2006

Let’s get this bread

Tom Richey’s phrase meaning let’s get a five on this AP test

-Im so nervous for this Ap Euro Exam
-Don’t worry, let’s get this bread

by Tylerboden June 2, 2019

bread basket

An acceptable way to refer to female genetalia on Subtext, as coined by Michellionaire. Moderator will not ******* it out!

Hey fellas, me and my bread basket will be alone tonight unless you send me a private message! SUBTEXT RULES!

by taytaytaytay March 31, 2007

Bread

Another term for a yeast infection.

"wow i wanted to sleep with that girl's friend but her friend told me she had a serious case of bread"

by jenlomeli June 11, 2008

bread crumbs

Small, dried up pieces of poop left behind on toilet seats, underwear, carpets, etc.

Bro, i did your laundry the other day and found bread crumbs in your underwear. Clean it up dude.

by OpieTaylor September 16, 2011

tomato bread

A word used to indicate that an offensive statement was knowingly ironic, thereby excusing oneself blame and social exclusion.

"Fascists are really just misunderstood travel operators...tomato bread!"

by Kristofa January 31, 2005