Joe Biden

A old man that became president he can't say a sentence and gets lost very easily

Why is that man shaking hands with a ghost he must be Joe Biden

by The eewee creator March 15, 2024

Biden

A person who engages in Hero Syndome: a psychological disorder that causes a person to seek recognition for heroism, especially by creating a harmful situation which they then can resolve. A Biden.

Joey started a fire that burned down his house but took credit for saving the cat. Joey is a Biden. Don't be a Biden.

by SargeBigD March 18, 2024

Sloppy Joe Biden

Receiving messy oral from somebody you definitely don’t want to admit you got it from; or, receiving oral from somebody who may or may not be all there

“Yeah, last week she came over and came me the ole Sloppy Joe Biden”

“You got an SJB from them?”

“Yeah, just keep it to yourself but it was great”

by junkiemonkey737 March 25, 2024

Joe Biden

When to fuck someone so hard they start to stutter you gave them a Joe Biden.

My god, you mom just Joe Bidened me at the mo-mo-mo-motel.

by toastyTORP March 28, 2024

Biden Blame Syndrome

"Biden Blame Syndrome (BBS) is the tendency to disproportionately blame President Biden for various issues, regardless of his involvement or responsibility. Those affected by BBS often use Biden as a convenient scapegoat, overlooking other contributing factors or individuals who may be truly at fault. This syndrome manifests even when Biden is entirely blameless, demonstrating a fixation on attributing responsibility to him at all costs. In some cases, individuals may experience BBS reflexively to shield the actual culprits from accountability.

Coined on March 30th, 2024, by @TheNewOption_ on Twitter.

"Biden Blame Syndrome strikes again: blaming Biden for the Eagles' loss, as if he's some kind of conspiracy mastermind!"

or

"BBS strikes again: blaming Biden for the Eagles' loss, as if he's some kind of conspiracy mastermind!"

by Constitutional Scholar #431 March 31, 2024

Dry Biden

a kids burger with no cheese

“we got two kids tenders and two Dry Bidens on this ticket”

by tophTHEterrible July 29, 2022

Bidening

the act of falsely overexaggerating or outright lying about a personal loss or tragedy to solicit sympathy or power from a person or group.

Stop bidening us about losing your son, when he died of cancer and we are here to honor those lost in the service of our country."

by the goodwitch June 7, 2022