bake

equivalent to "piss off" or "fuck off"

"please bake"

"can you bake please?"

by partygetsmewetter122 April 29, 2023

Wake, bake, and shake

When you wake up, smoke weed, and immediately wack one out

“Man I had to wake, bake, and shake today before I did anything else”

by Ted Fundy February 6, 2022

Baked

The effect of smoking or consuming a lot of marijuana. It’s more than just getting high.

“Kyle was so baked last night after he ate all of the weed brownies.”

by Fatburgrluvinfeetus November 8, 2019

half-bake it

half-baked, half-baking

To quit using marijuana or any other drug to please, keep or get back a lover (Note: derived from the ending of the film Half Baked)

After I half-baked it, my girlfriend and I have had sex more often.

I half-baked it for John.

Will you half-bake it for me?

I am half-baking it to save my marriage.

by Ereck Flowers December 18, 2010

FAKE BAKE

When a person makes a luxury cake using supermarkets ingredients using no mixer and no oven. First coined by Anges de Sucre.

Reshmi made a fake bake of the pink wink cake for a tenner.

by Noentry October 17, 2022

Undercooked Baked Potato

noun

(1) slang for virgin

Hey @CG04 you're an undercooked baked potato

by stufdcrw February 25, 2021

Half Baked Barry

When male genitalia is only 50% erect. Also known as a semi.

"that porno has given me a half baked Barry"

by House of Spoon September 22, 2009