beard enema

A douchey beard, translates from English to Spanish on Google Translate, then back from Spanish to English

Eddie Rosario has a beard enema for the World Series

by SamandAbby October 29, 2021

Beard Madness

A short-lived surge of itch, prickling, and irritability that hits about 24–48 hours after a close shave, as stiff regrowing stubble and freshly sensitized skin team up to drive you into a slight frenzy. Typically lasts 1–4 days.

“Day-two Beard Madness has me wanting to claw my face off.”

by TwistedBobbay August 29, 2025

National Ugly Beard Day

On December 23, the barber shops are free for ugly beards.

Happy National Ugly Beard Day!

by sg_10 November 3, 2021

beard card

a subsidiary of the word “face card”, it’s specifically for a guy’s beard

Tom Hardy’s beard card never declines

by Beardstud01 April 7, 2025

The Beard Principle

If you kissed, your facial hair will start growing faster and stronger.

Man 1: wow! Since when u gout this beard?
Man 2: oh I've kissed last week
Man 1: oh, so it gotta be The Beard Principle!

by Thenutmaker June 18, 2021

Shave Your Beard

To tell someone off over something pointless or ridiculous. Used when your friend is rambling about something that isn’t even your business and you just have to get him to shut the fuck up.

Ron: Yo bro! I talked to that Adrianna girl in school today. She’ll be my prom date! Isn’t this so ex-

Peter: Shave your beard, Ron.

Ron: What?

Peter: I said shave your beard Ron!

by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 9, 2024

Heil's Beard

a type of moss, also known as horse-hair moss or old mans beard. If it is on a person it is your beard that grows insanely fast and connects with your chest hair.

Look at that guy he has a Heil's Beard!, look at that heil's beard growing on that tree!

by MiltownHSchool July 8, 2011