austin

a low life who only cares about himself and never trusts a soul even though he was not given a reason not to trust.

Don’t talk to austin he’s a looser

by s___a July 16, 2020

Austin

So sexy

Austin is so sexy his cock is large

by Lowa9 October 5, 2021

Austin

Austin take a shower each 1000 years wears the same shorts for 3 years in a row probably also his panties use to be white but brown now and fishes like in him also rats. Thank you for coming here your welcome

Omg have you seen Austin brown panties

by The reall hoe September 19, 2019

Austin

An Austin is great but they think they're amazing. They are great people to tell your secrets to and may even tell you a couple secrets of theirs. An Austin is usually very kind, sweet, and funny. Just don't let them tease you they're usually not very good at it but man will they tease.

"Austin is a guy" - Austin

by anonymous March 8, 2025

Austin Sabel

A flakey best friend who doesn't always know what's going. Gets in trouble way to much.

My coworker, Austin Sabel, isn't all with it all the time

by Kissmeaustinsabel May 23, 2018

AUSTIN

He's got kind eyes, a smile that lights up a room matched with a goofy yet genuine laugh that will cheer anyone up. He thinks he's a giant turd but in reality he would give the world to those he cares about. Austin is a chameleon in the best way, he can flow in any situation, he can blend in or stand out. Kind of a badass, kind of a bish (most importantly, thee bish). No doubt with the right partner, someone to help him see how gifted and incredible he is, he could take over the world.

God damnit Austin, why are you so amazing.

Ohhhhhh Austin...

by GZJ November 24, 2021

Austin

(Aka. Yasstin, Saustin, and Sustin). The hottest and most amazing person you will ever meet in your entire life. I am not Austin. Trust me. Also he's really hot, did I mention that? The best man face in the world, and incredible Massachusetts eyebrows. Also he's really hot. Funny. Cool. Enormous brain. The best at spelling defunt. And really hot

Girl1: Dang, Austin is really hot and cool and good at spelling the word defunct.
Girl2: I know, he's so amazing and cool and I love him. Will you marry me Austin?
Austin: No, I have many braincells and I can psychoanalyze you with a single glance, Meredith.

by NotAustinReallyGuys January 31, 2023