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April 24

by Guido0000 April 28, 2021
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April 1

People born on April 1 have the biggest dick.
They are able to make any person horny just by looking at them.
-Your dick is so big!
-Yeah i was born on April 1
by thatbitchfromtokyo August 1, 2022
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April Jasmine

An April Jasmine is a beautiful, smart and sweet shy girl that could make even the saddest person okay. One of the rarest people on earth. Chances of meeting an April Jasmine are 1 to 1,000,000. Chances of meeting a non-complex April Jasmine is 1 to 1,000,000,000. It's best to keep your April Jasmines close. You never know when you might loose such a divine gem.
Person 1: Have you met the new girl?
Person 2: The shy one?, Yea I've spoken with her, she doesn't talk much.
Person 1: Don't be fooled. She's a crazy fun person.
Person 2: Really? She must be an April Jasmine
Person 1: Yea. I never thought I would meet an April Jasmine in my lifetime.
Person 2: We must be really lucky.
by 2904 September 24, 2022
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April 4th

National give the bday boy/girl a hug cuz its there bday
boy: omg its april 4th !
girl: okkkkk ?
boy: *hugs her*
girl: *blushes*
by urfuturebae October 16, 2022
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April 21

National slap who ever u wanna slap
Hey mia do u know what today is
April 21 why

Slaps*

What’s that for

National slap day
by Iamnotinluv April 21, 2022
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April 21st

Kiss/shift your girlfriend when u see her.

😉
by Memenem April 21, 2022
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April 21

Bring your youngest coworker a Baja Blast today at work
It’s April 21, so I should bring my youngest coworker a Baja blast at work today
by Frillot April 21, 2022
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