Dick Weed

When you spill weed all over yourself, but more specifically accidentally dumping it all into your lap.

James: *spills grinder into his lap*
Sasha: “ope, dick weed!”

by ZO3Y December 9, 2019

Mid-Weed

Mid-Weed is the type of weed “That does not” get you high.

Dat nigga Keith, Be Smokin Mid-Weed

by Jah’marion October 5, 2022

Pikey weed

Marijuana obtained from members of the travelling community.

Pikey Weed
"I wanna get me a big bag of pikey mate. Shit gets you whaaaacked"

by Jimprick December 1, 2009

weed joint

Marijuana cigarette

Snoop Dogg asks Martha if she'd like to smoke a weed joint, to which she responds, "You mean a wee jae?"

by reenerna March 3, 2017

Weed Whacker

One who gets high and beats off.

"You were gone awhile...what are you, some kind of weed whacker?"

by WheedWhacker23 November 2, 2015

dildo weed

A word used when an individual is acting foolish and crude at the same time.

" Did you hear that new kid Brian at lunch today? He's a complete dildo weed!" Or "Don't be such a dildo weed."

by be11is March 21, 2017

Weed wad

The wad of weed that a prisnor sneaks into jail. Usaully in their butt hole. Used as an insult.

Shut the f**** up, you grimy weed wad.

by Mu-g June 27, 2010