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pity pick

The result of professional sports leagues maintaining that at least one player from each of that league's teams should be represented at an All-Star Game, even if no one on the team is particularly noteworthy, or worthy of being named an "All-Star."
"That guy's team is in last place and hasn't won a game in two months. What a pity pick."
by folksinger87 April 21, 2016
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Pick Me

Someone who calls all their friends bestie even though they are not that close
Cindy: Hey bestie!! Hey bestie over there!! Oh hey Jack you’re my bestie too!!! (they were in fact not besties)

John: Wow Cindy is such a pick me, she just calls everyone she knows bestie
by Asian Wendy’s March 31, 2022
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pick me

A girl who craves attention, is clingy. She decides to be a total arse to people, and then plays the victim.
Wow, Marcie is such a fucking pick me girl. I hate her guts.
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pick me ass billionaire

someone with obscene wealth who nonetheless is desperate to be admired the by proletariat masses. In the same way a pick me ass bitch "isn't like other girls," a pick me ass billionaire acts like they're better than their ultra rich peers - I'm not a regular billionaire, I'm a cool billionaire! Yet like a standard pick me, they criticize their fellow 1%ers to elevate themselves in the public eye...perhaps hoping that they will be spared with the revolution comes.

Ostensibly they are against the deep state, believe in free speech, and are simply down to earth, regular guys. But really they just want to be called brave for getting themselves tax cuts, spreading Q-anon conspiracies and saying rude/politically incorrect things on the internet. Unfortunately they get a disproportionate amount of media coverage because they have so much money they can literally buy/control anything if they want (i.e. presidencies, politicians, social media platforms, newspapers, sports teams, etc.).

Ellen Degeneres employed this persona in self-parody in her stand-up 'Relatable' in 2018, joking she fully empties her toothpaste just like us poors do...except she squeezes it out by flattening the tube with a gold bar.
Donald Trump is a pick me ass millionaire, sure, but Elon Musk is a pick me ass BILLIONAIRE.

Dr. Oz: Today I went to "Wegners" to pick up crudites for game night at my NJ mansion, and just like you middle class folks in Pennsylvania, I am aghast at this inflation! You should put me in charge, I'll stand up to Washington elites

Trump: Crooked Hillary and low-energy Jeb are owned by the bankers. I'm independently wealthy, I can't be bought, certainly not for $10M by fellow failson Timothy Mellon...I like steak with ketchup. And McDonald's. America, baby!

Musk: I bought Twitter because unlike Jack Dorsey, I'm against censorship, as is the Saudi Royal who is its second largest stakeholder, that's why I banned D-List comedian Kathy Griffin after she mocked me on the platform...fucking bitch.
by venenodelalengua November 7, 2022
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Pick on Sam Kaiser day

April 19 and so on, you pick on idiots name Sam Kaiser.
Pick on Sam Kaiser day

Hey Sam fuck you!
You smell like shit Sam.
Why you so hairy Sam?
by Guy with a huge bag April 19, 2021
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Pick me

The term pick me is used for people who specifically drag attention to themselves. Wanting people to feel sorry for them or just being sorry individuals themselves.
Example: “Man, that guy Taron is such a Pick me ass nigga”.
by Pheonix king March 14, 2022
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