zulu dick

A black male with a large dick. ussually used to decribe a large dick. After the describer has had sex then he has a large dick and fucks very well.

He fucked the shit out of me with that zulu dick of his.

by Devlin H April 23, 2008

a1 dick

Prime dick, the kind of dick you probably only get maybe once a year. If your lucky. The kind of dick that you get, and you can't walk the next. No wobbly can't walk right kind of dick, the kind of dick where you literally can't move.

"Sarah, why are you just sitting around?"

"Because, I got some A1 dick last night!"

" Oh, sorry Sarah, didn't realize that. Good for you,Carry on."

by Flashyboy July 19, 2016

dick duster

any properly grown moustache, full enough to be accepted as a motorcycle cop. This moustache will easily brush the dust off any average sized dick while sucking on it, with ease.

this moustache takes on the resemblance of a 8" wide paint brush, similar to that of ned flanders.

when that motorcycle cop pulled me over, i commented in regards to what a beautiful dick duster he had. He obliged me by sucking my cock and dusting it at the same time. my tax dollars paying me back for once.

by bigrpowr March 25, 2011

dick soak

Verb

The act of penetrating a girl while in missionary or cow girl positions with no thrusting or moving involved. Soaking for no longer then 5 minutes.

Mostly apart of Mormonism.

Paul: me and Susan was dick soaking yesterday.

Susan: A dick soak is not worng because its not sex.

by Zinm8 September 30, 2021

dick crud

Another word for smegma ("dick cheese")

In the gym, you can tell which guys have a lot of dick crud, cuz they smell like rotten cheddar. The solution: go wash your fuckin dick once in a while!

by bloke678 August 22, 2009

Dick jocky

A prostitute, or whore.

Person1 "Look at her, she such a dick jocky."
person2 "Ya she's such a 9th street."

by ickyvickie July 15, 2009

dick hog

A woman who can't get enough dick and tries to steal all the dick she sees any other woman with. Often can be heard making grunting noises just before she mounts and tends to sqeal like Ned Beatty did in the movie "Deliverance" at the critical juncture of rooting. She is never satisfied and will root until becoming emaciated and dehydrated if allowed to do so. At times, she can be a really good girl to know. She only befriends swamp donkeys as stealing the dick is easier to accomplish. The young dick hog is not choosy, but the more advanced may become size queens later in life. Dick hogs often have large litters of kids since precaution is thrown to the wind when a dick presents an opportunity for rooting.

Chuck: "I heard the dick hog is back in town, I think I'll drive down to the gas station when she gets off work, take her behind the RR tracks and get some."

Bill: "Careful Chuck, I hear the dick hog is one bad bitin' sow!"

by billybadasswv November 4, 2010