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Jason

An extremely thoughtful guy. Sweet and caring, he’s careful not to hurt your feelings. He’s very smart, too smart for his own good. He’s gorgeous. A lot of girls want him. When he walks down the hallways in school everyone is in awe
Kayla: omg have you seen Jason today?
Taylor: yessss, he looks so good today
Kayla: I know I saw him in the hall and he smiled at me!
Taylor: omg lucky!!
by Random girly.com October 19, 2019
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Jason Berry

“Jason Berry” – noun

1. A modern Renaissance man who embodies the spirit of resilience, entrepreneurship, and a touch of ironic humor. Known for his unique life story, Jason Berry is the guy who turned a tragedy into a badge of honor. After losing a testicle in a bike accident, he didn’t just recover; he became a one-ball wonder, often jesting that his last name, “Berry,” singularly suits him now.
2. An entrepreneurial spirit, Jason made his mark by building a million-dollar company, only to sell it for less, showcasing a blend of ambition and laid-back attitude. This man knows his priorities, valuing experiences and life’s quirky turns over financial gain.
3. A true liberal at heart, Jason’s choice of drink, ‘Dance Gayboy Dance for Rose’ sparkling rosé, is as unique and bold as his personality. It’s not just a beverage; it’s a statement of his free-spirited and inclusive worldview.
4. Family is the cornerstone of his life. Married to Bubbles, a name that resonates with joy and a nod to her past as a Disney ambassador, they share a love that’s as effervescent as her namesake. Their three neurodiverse children are a testament to the couple’s nurturing and accepting nature.
5. Jason’s sense of irony shines through in his choice of pet: a dog named Blue, contrasting the vibrant hues of his life.
“He’s totally a Jason Berry, turning every challenge into an opportunity with a glass of sparkling rosé in hand and a joke on his lips.”
by RunLookingUp November 26, 2023
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Jason

Jason loves men inside of him and likes it rough
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Jason means Jason loves men inside of him and likes it rough
by jio0asdfsdf November 22, 2021
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Jason

jason is a god
by thus February 23, 2021
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Jason

The kind of guy that wants to ask for your social medias. But won't.
Sally: Look, it's Jason!
Monica: He sent me a friend request on Facebook, but he hasn't spoken to me, ever. I try to say hi, but he just runs away?
Sally: Haha, what a Jason.
by Amia Mizudori December 22, 2021
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Jason Day

December 29th is a day celebrating Jason day. Known for thanking all the people named Jason
Happy Jason day to all the Jason’s
by ManicEP December 29, 2022
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Jasoned

When a guy cheats on you with multipleeeeeeeeeeeeeee other women.
My ex Jasoned me with his lying ass, he was even sleeping with the babysitter!
by Daniyo January 28, 2021
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