Chinese Thunder Cunt

when you throw somthing as hard as you can and watch it explode.

Dave: dude you totally Chinese Thunder Cunted that stupid fucking baby
Kurt: thanks it was mind blowing finding out how open minded that baby was

by no head cobain April 26, 2025

Chinese Santa Claus

When you test positive for COVID-19, so you wait until nighttime and go house to house, sneezing into everyone's air conditioners. Despite the name, this is most effective in the summertime.

Looks like I caught the rona, time to pull a Chinese Santa Claus!

by lerogers7 December 10, 2020

Chinese chasing

The acting of romantically pursuing someone of asian background.

Man, he really loves them Japanese girls. He be straight up chinese chasing after them all day.

by GeezThisGuy June 27, 2012

chinese lime

squeezing a lime in ur penis then participating in sex

wow look at him he’s doing the chinese lime

by jeruseleim May 07, 2023

chinese wings

Licking out a girl on her period

I licked that girl out on her period it tasted like ‘Chinese wings’!

by dyl wes August 14, 2020

chinese snowman

The act of urinating on a snowman causing the color of the snow to change to yellow.

"Hey look, sharky has a Chinese snowman!"

"Yea, I think his dog pissed on it and ate the carrot."

by Tonyg019 December 11, 2013

Chinese Scrotum

The process of initially reducing penis size before engaging in anal intercourse, with the size increasing during insertion.

He used a Chinese Scrotum technique to shrink his penis for anal, letting it expand during insertion.

by Sigma Male 695 May 01, 2025