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douche bag

A person that only wants a girl for sex then finds out she won't give it to him, and decides to screw with other girls. He also likes to lie to girls and tell them how much has changed and how he respects them and their wishes. After he has convinced the girl of this, he pushes their limits, ignores what they say, and eventually gets what he wants from someone who will give it to him.
Boys whose names start with R trick me into thinking that they are really sweet, nice, and respectful of my morals. Unfortunately, they turn into douche bags and decide to be deceitful and lie... a lot.
by DrUnKoFfMoUnTaInDeW October 20, 2010
mugGet the douche bagmug.

douche bag

A shallow and stupid person, usually male, with an arrogant demeanor and an over inflated ego. Often tries way too hard to be cool and/or funny, but it usually comes off as embarrassing and pathetic. A douche bag will often behave like an asshole in order to get laughs or look cool. But it usually backfires, and causes everyone to think he is just a douchebag, behaving douchey and causing everyone who witnessed it to feel douche chills.
by flurbadurb October 3, 2010
mugGet the douche bagmug.

A bag of cats

The noise two women make when they argue/engrossed in an enthusiast conversation.
Shut up the pair of you, you're like a bag of cats
by pougle October 5, 2006
mugGet the A bag of catsmug.

ho-bag

A large sack filled to the brim with ho.
That skank is a total ho-bag.

You might want to tie that off, you've got some ho leaking out of your ho-bag.
by Anonymous October 23, 2002
mugGet the ho-bagmug.

Bag Job

When your jerking off and don't have lotion you get a bag of herrs potato chips and flip the bag inside out put it on your hand and beat off using the grease as lube.
I asked Trish to give me a bag job since she had real dry hands.
by Trizzy-jhizzy May 31, 2011
mugGet the Bag Jobmug.

prom bag

UGH! Did you see Jenny's prom bag yet? Yellow hearts on a bright pink background. Gross.
by gelzo April 25, 2005
mugGet the prom bagmug.

bag of cocks

Comparing someone you know to a large moist bag of severed penises
Man you are a giant bag of cocks!
by Steven Albritton May 17, 2006
mugGet the bag of cocksmug.

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