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Ass over head

Being dumb, stupid, confused, perplexed,
"What happened to you in class yesterday?"
"I went ass over head, man!"
by Laladeedoo February 14, 2015
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Jive ass turkey

Language you haven't heard in a long time since it's been replaced with newer, softer language like everything else.
Why doesn't that jive ass turkey get a fuckin job so he can get a car and drive through the drive thru like everyone else?
by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021
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shit ass handicapp

a description of one who is slowed, either physically or mentally, given by an individual similarly situated.
As I fumed over the individual who'd parked across two spaces, Forrest clamored, "Shit ass handicapp think he got two cars!"
by Icky Dicky June 16, 2008
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duck ass ho

a ho that can fly and swim.
"that's a bad bitch. that duck ass ho can fly and swim"

"Some ho's are more elite like the ones that can get on planes and boats. talking about them duck ass ho's"
by We All We Got October 18, 2013
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Mexican Ass-mash

When you put a burrito on your dick and proceed to fucking somebody in the ass-hole.
Oh man, I gave her a Mexican Ass-mash last night, and when I was finished, her ass-hole was deep, dark purple. It was awesome!
by liamisawesome1111 November 18, 2015
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licked a bum's ass

A point of horrid disgusting realization that you have made a terrible mistake. Unfortunately, it's too late for it to be undone.

A phrase which takes on meaning similar to "faux pas" or "sticking one's foot in one's mouth" but with more of a twist.
Imagine that you went out drinking heavily one night, came home, and went to sleep. The next day, you check your "Sent Email" folder and find that you sent ten emails between the hours of 3am and 5am: five of them sent to your ex-girlfriend, four sent to co-workers, and one sent to a local massage parlor inquiring if they "offer any additional services". When you were describing these happenings to a friend later, you would say, "Well, I really licked a bum's ass last night..." and then you would describe your actions in great detail.
by B. Cilfone October 27, 2008
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Epstein dat ass

The act of fucking someone so well, it was as if they fucked themselves.
Guy1: how you and your girl doing?
Guy2: Bruh, last night I Epstein dat ass!
by DaKirb March 17, 2020
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