Lettuce Man

when your a extreme vegetarian, and all you do is eat vegetables, and shit broccoli as well.

It wont be the mushy broccoli with doo doo stuff, its a full clean, already harvest broccoli out of your anus.

hey man, you want a lettuce man on your face,or what. Because i want one.

by The master of bucket in water October 12, 2016

Man Cactus

Used to describe the condition of male genitals created by prickly regrowth of shaved pubic hair. Does not occur if one has a manzilian as the regrowth is much softer

Diner: "Stop scratching your crotch at the table you disgusting creature!"
Waiter: "Im terribly sorry sir, but I haven't shaved my crotch and nutsack in four days and have developed a horry case of man cactus."
Diner: "Perhaps you should consider a manzilian".

Ho: Go and shave your junk, you ain't putting that nasty man cactus near my delicate ladybits.

by Steamtronic January 30, 2014

is abby a man

Abby is a man she said it her self her pronoun are nick-her

Luke is a gay man
Is Abby a man

by Gay luke March 12, 2022

Hey man

Something a non virgin says to act like a virgin

"Stop saying hey man after every sentence, I know you fucked her last night."

by Dropping the soap June 8, 2022

Bag man

a slur for one person who is called Primmordial

don't be such a fucking Bag man

by peachy_boi February 6, 2023

first man on

a saying in WWE2K22 in a 60 minute iron man falls count anywhere match where the referee and the superstar race to get to the pin first with the ref counting and the superstar breaking it up

john cena is first man on

by big fat tubby December 31, 2022

Spider-man

When conducting fellatio and he ejaculates, the semen is transferred from the mouth to the palm of the conductor’s hand and throws the semen at the recipient.

I blew my load and she whipped it right at my face like she thought she was Spider-Man, bitch.

by Katarina Dobrowski June 7, 2025