zenash is a stupid piece of shit

When someone like a Zenash does some stupid fucker guy shit.

“Yo you like my wall Zenash? I think it looks dope as fuck”

Zenash: “ nah, it looks like white trash”
Zenash is a stupid piece of shit

by @yemi September 6, 2019

Man, I'm hungry as shit

A code phrase invented by Kevin Hart's smartest dumbest friend Harry. It is used to avoid discussing topics that would get them in trouble with their wives/girlfriends.

Sam: So, how about last night at the club....

Chris: Man, I'm hungry as shit!

Sam: I'm not, I just ate. Man you was so....

Chris: Sammy! I said "Man, I'm hungry as shit!"

Sam: Why don't you get a footlong at Subway for $5?

Chris: Sammy! I said "MAN, I AM HUNGRY AS SHIT!!!!!"

Sam: Then why don't you eat that fine girl's pussy?

by KnightofNerdom September 24, 2019

give-a-shit-o-meter

When you're not bothered about something

That totally didn't register on my give-a-shit-o-meter

by LondonThis August 22, 2011

Squeeze a nickel 'til the buffalo shits

Exceedingly frugal, ridiculously cheap, unwilling or unable to let go of money when one should

"Trying to get this guy to pay for something is impossible...He could squeeze a nickel 'til the buffalo shits!"

by Mr Jameson September 27, 2010

File That Under Who Gives a Shit

This is a reply that you give to an announcement that in inconsequential, especially when the person making the announcement thinks it's some sort of big deal, or even notable.

You won a Golden Globe for that? Yes, I did. Wow...file that under Who Gives a Shit

by kk626kk June 21, 2011

Turbo charged tread mark shit

A shit so powerful it perminatly stains the toilet bowl.

"I'm bout' to take a massive turbo charged tread mark shit." -said shortly before absolutely destroying the local Ikea toilet display.

by JustSomeBeans January 9, 2022

shit oh fuckin dear

An expression of extreme dismay, or shock

Jed: "Your mother-in-law was just killed when she drove off a cliff."
Red: "Um hmmm."

Jed: "She was driving your 2006 custom dually Dodge 4WD Mega Cab Cummins Turbo Diesel."
Red: "Shit oh fuckin dear!"

by CalifCoyote May 30, 2006