Crazy on my ass

To act normal at the beginning of a relationship and spontaneously or gradually losing your basic abilities of common sense and in turn become psychotic.

My friend and I were tight friends until we moved in together and he went crazy on my ass.

by Photo Bombee August 14, 2008

Slap ass Friday

Slap ass Friday shouldn't be real, It's sexual assault.

If anyone is touching you talk to someone you trust.

Kids, never do this please. This is sexual assault.

Person 1: "Hey! It's slap ass Friday and you know what that means!"

Person 2: "You know, you're just going to sexually assault someone you weirdo. I suggest you don't do it."

Person 1: "Oh sorry, I didn't know, my apologies.

Person 2: "Yeah you better be sorry weirdo."

by anonymous March 24, 2021

mean ass burger

a reaally good burger

Damn 5 Guys makes some mean ass burgers.

by dyingunicorn January 15, 2011

ass-crack cocaine

a figurative drug (in the same way as imbecilium) that makes the user act like an asshole or even a douchebag.

Whatever you're on to cause you to make these "jokes" and act like a douchebag when you're usually fun to be around must be some pretty powerful variant of imbecilium or ass-crack cocaine

by Twisted Code May 13, 2016

Lookin-ass Bitch

The perfect phrase to use when you want to insult somebody, but you can't come up with a specific behaviour or physical characteristic of theirs to make fun of.

Dood #1 - Damn man...Caitlin never texts me back!
I've been blowin' her shit up for almost an hour now.

Dood #2 - I know , right? She never hits me back, either! She a lookin-ass bitch fo' sho'!

by I8ur3.14 April 26, 2019

big-ass fry

Term used to describe an order of "large french fries" when ordering fast food in the ghetto.

Employee: Welcome to McDonalds can I take your order?

Customer: I'll take 2 double cheeseburgers, a large coke, and a large order of french fries.

Employee: 2 burgers, a coke and a wha?

Customer: one large order of french fries please.

Employee: A who?

Customer: (rolling eyes) A big-ass fry!

Employee: Coo...Pull up to the window.

by TimmyVD May 1, 2007

excuses are like asses

A shortened version of the saying "excuses are like asses - everybody has one."

"I told him excuses are like asses, and that he better have the job done by tomorrow."

by DMC May 24, 2004