Thrift store dick

When the dick is smaller than to be expected. Not a grower or a shower.

Drew: oh Kinsley how was Tyrone last night? That dick big?

KINSLEY: nah he got that thrift store dick

by dk1997 January 11, 2018

big dick bandito

A criminal who specializes in the abduction of large, veiny dicks and balls whilst simultaneously wielding a large penile instrument themselves.

Bob: Did you see the news last night? There was another attack by a big dick bandito.
Stacy: Yeah, I heard that they were able to snatch three penises of colossal size. Quite impressive, if I'm being honest.

by largepenilebandito July 1, 2021

hottest dick in the box

The penis which is predominant, glowing, throbbing, and more prominent than all others, capable of great action, and almost supernatural feats.

A.K.A.: The ALPHA PENIS!!!

At tomorrow's budget presentation, you gotta be the hottest dick in the box.

Oh, he dances so well, he thinks he's the hottest dick in the box.

Chocolate covered cherries are the hottest dick in the box.

by Kfed69 July 29, 2014

suck a dick day

national suck a dick day
today is the day you can go around and suck any guys dick and no one can say anything about it

guy friend: hey it’s november 18th
girl: ok and?
guy friend: it’s national suck a dick day

by bitchsuckass6969 November 11, 2019

dick down dominated

Absolutely destroyed but confused on how

“I had sex with a virgin and he dick down dominated me”

by Damiánmoreno1858 January 4, 2023

Limp Dick Legend

A mysterious man that is from a small town in Idaho he is known for having a Limp Dick. Despite this, he manages to get every single elderly woman in a 100-mile radius.

My dad is known as a Limp Dick Legend.

by TOomp March 11, 2021

Three day dick

When a male goes unwashed for 3 or more days and then wants a blow job. Accumulation of crust or dick cheese is usually apparent. Especially heinous if you are uncircumcised.

Girl dont blow him.... he got three day dick!!!!

by Anight March 16, 2020