Magic Man

a man who tricks/spends money on women just to have sexual intercourse of some sort

me: bro she only like niggahs who trick on her

friend: hell na gang i aint no Magic Man

by internetjunkieee December 12, 2023

white mans prey

a women typically african american that looks like she’d like or be liked by white men

“you see that girl over there, she looks like white mans prey”

by ice dream cone December 13, 2023

Old man sex

How Tumblr users refer to sexual intimacy occurring between two fictional men over the age of 45. Similar to ‘old man yaoi’ but typically refers to white men.

“Everyone’s writing fanfiction about House and Wilson having old man sex.”
“Isn’t Wilson only like, 40?”

by grimm23 December 13, 2023

Pasta Man

What Riggy calls Clone Riggy/Preston after waking up from a coma in Shorts Wars.

Pasta Man gave me a box!

by Mr. Twinkieface December 14, 2023

Eviction Man

Another word for landlord. A funny word to describe landlords as they sometimes have to evict people.

A poor person in a Dhar Mann video…

Landlord: (Knocks on the door.)

The poor man: (Opens the door) What is it eviction man!? I don’t have the money yet.

Landlord: Eviction man? LOL, here’s the eviction letter. You must move out by tomorrow night, or I’m calling the cops. Please get your stuff packed.

The poor man: I’m fucked.

by AntiCircumcisionMan December 14, 2023

Spider-Man a Bathroom

While occupying a bathroom stall, the act of urination and/or defication from an elevated horizontal body position, achieved by propping oneself in the air with arms and feet pressed against the walls.

To Spider-Man a Bathroom.

Example (past tense): I spider-manned that truck stop bathroom so my pants didn’t have to touch the nasty floor…which is now even nastier, because I couldn’t aim for shit.

by Pteropus December 14, 2023

Hütting the Man

Provocating the Mr. Ralf Hütter, before he turns into Hutman and starts the Third Impact.

Make sure not to hüt the man because you hütted the other man

Wanger: "I've put Sleeping Pills in his Coffee, let's see what happens 😏😏"
Balter: "Oh god motherfuckin' dammit. You are going to Hüt the Man!" (going-to-future of Hütting the Man)
Ralf: *transforms*
Ralf: 🟨

*Komm Süsser Tod plays*

by Hütterman December 15, 2023