You Look Like a Runner

What a tall, gay and old teacher in the walkways of the High School for Math, Science & Engineering walks up to you and says. He only does this to young, impressionable men that he fancies to see in tight shorts. He will usually accompany this with entering your personal space and/or putting his arm across your shoulder. As he is old and 6' 5", this is quite the unsettling experience.

Hey there young man... You look like a runner. Tryouts are coming up this season you know. You've got quite the body for it.

by glasspaper May 22, 2017

Can you

Usually followed by suck my dick

*seeing a hot girl*
Can you suck my dick?

by I'm right you know May 31, 2017

it's you

A weird version of the sound you make when you sneeze

Probably someone with a cold: " it's you "
Stranger: Bless you

by SoCratesTheCook June 1, 2017

O.N.Y.D oh no you didn't

Something you say when another person tells you about something shocking they did.

"I banged my brother."

O.N.Y.D Oh No You Didn't!

by thebigeffer June 3, 2017

Are you bald?

Another way to call someone dumb or stupid.

You lit a joint up while your parents were home? are you bald?

by olans June 4, 2017

cash you

When a fucktard means to text "catch you" but mistakenly texts "cash you".

Matt I'll cash you post retail Meeting

by Pntydropper June 7, 2017

Uber you up

Picking someone up in a Uber.

I will Uber you up at 9:00.

by Flowergirl373737 June 7, 2017