your mom

the most common roast that can be used at anytime

Hey what time is it?

your mom! lol

by geesh lort November 26, 2020

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your mom

what i did last night

you:what did you do last night
me:your mom

by riding your moms dick November 11, 2021

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your mom

The thing with the most mass in the entire universe so far. Unlike a black hole which also has a lot of mass. She doesn't attract stuff. She knocks them back and you know why? BECAUSE YO MAMA UGLY

your mom was so fat. The Chinese used her as inspiration for the great wall of China.

by Bigcoochieman42069 December 14, 2020

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yo momma disease (your mom a disease)

the beauty of this insult is that it is a double entendre and it can be taken in two different ways. you could either tell your friends that they have "yo momma disease" or you could say that their mom is a disease.

Jack: dawg can i get some help over here
Aidan: yo momma disease (your mom a disease)
Jack: My mom's a disease
Aidan: no, yo momma disease.
Jack: :(

by yomommadisease April 30, 2020

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