vagina blanket

excess skin on the vagina. see also beef curtain

dude, i tried to eat her out, but her vagina blanket got in the way

by BOBBO May 13, 2005

chicken vagina

a phrase used to piss you off in the middle of the night that also causes you to be snapped on.cussed out and cry.and then to wake up the next morning to find out that it is all a joke!

Dominic just talk to me,"chicken vagina."
Stop fucking calling me, "chicken vagina."

by BrookSarSchwankeAlSamiAshEr January 4, 2007

Vagina ratio

The ratio of vagina to penis.

4 girls & 1 boy = 4:1 vagina ratio, lucky boy...

by James Tipper September 25, 2006

vagina slime

when a girl cums in every room of the house - to mark her territory.

"When he comes home , I am going to vagina slime his house"

by Cumalot October 15, 2007

Vagina Salad

Sloppy sexxx

Dude last night i met this hot chick at the bar and we went back to her house for vagina salad.

by zombieguts565 May 26, 2010

Vagina-balls

When a vagina is so saggy, the extra skin resembles balls.

I fucked this old lady last night! I swear she had vagina-balls!

by thefuckinggeniusofstj August 29, 2010

elephant vagina

Having a huge, hairy, gray, wrinkled mass of flesh with a hole in it for urination and copulation.

Damn, bitch! You done fucked so many dudes, you got an elephant vagina!

by biggerfibber November 23, 2013