turd burgling

When one steals someone else's terds without their permission. A lot of the times turd burgulars hide the terds and often place them in a wheel barrell.

The other memember of the tooting twosome enjoys turd burgling from her friends. She steals their poop and hides it.

by Amanda330931 March 3, 2008

Turd Furgeson

any person who is considered a total toolbox, both by looks and personality, according to the Team Awesome scale.

Hey Ed, who were those turd furgesons we met yesterday at 1849?

by HumBabe March 6, 2005

Turd Burgular

A gay boy who likes to stick his cock in a fellow queen's asshole and persue in stealing his turds.

That guy over there is a turd burgular!

by Jack Hawkins October 7, 2006

turd floater

a very heavy rain in Gladewater Tx. that causes septic tanks to fill up and dookie to flow out

Jim Bob: Man, it came a turd floater last night. So don't wrestle in the backyard.

Joe Jack: Good idea, we'll wrestle in the front. Between the engine block and the washing machine.

by janitorman1981 March 10, 2010

Turd-burglar

A theif of fecal matter.The illusive turd-burglar lerks in the shadows of public events such as fireworks displays or sports events where the presence of the common porta-potty in wait of a suitable poo to be soldon the brown market. This is sometimes exported to japan for use in domestic japscat otherwise known as japscat domestic market JDM.

Usually the guywearing an orange but ussually brown coloured jumpsuit disguised as a porta potty attendantor arse wiper.
This is the Turd-burglar.

by nspsychlist March 31, 2009

ghost turd

also known as the turd from atlantis ,to past a shit out of your ass only to find there isn't one in the bottom of the karsi

I thought i had a shit but it must have been a ghost turd

by gavin March 17, 2004

The Turd Burglar

to tie someone up to a pole take all their clothes off and then stick your hand/arm up their nutthole pull ot the poop
then your form it into the shape of a turd...your choice of style then tkae it home freeze it and sell it on ebay

Dude i did The Turd Burglar on Molly the other day. I made 5 thousand dollars on ebay!

by i'll fucking kill you December 6, 2006