I’m going to touch you

I’m going to touch you
I’m going to touch you
by I__like__toAST June 10, 2025
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When you’re about to get real intimate with someone, man or women, and you want to know if they have any STIs. You ask this question.
Oh baby that’s a pretty pussy, does red touch yellow, or does red touch black?

It’s no secret that you’ve been around. Does red touch black or does it touch yellow?
by Sprazzo December 15, 2024
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touching my tablet

The act of repeatedly slapping the vagina. Then the clitoris.
Mike was touching my tablet last night on our honeymoon.
by Idk😰 December 14, 2015
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In a feel of a touch

In a short time, in a jiffy, very soo, in a blink of an eye, very quick.
Say hi to Nelzealours. I will find you in a feel of a touch.

Cheerio!
by Nelzealours Motoe December 17, 2023
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fenty touch

the fenty touch. not something you want but you can just have it. when someone says you have the fenty touch you schools be worried
reezy- your boyfriend has the fenty touch
aleia- what’s the fenty touch
reezy- it’s just something you have.
by yourmilf March 21, 2023
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double touch

when you get very drunk then end up gettin high at the same time
Me and my buddies went to the bar last night and got a double touch. I'm going through a hangover, but it was worth it!
by iva409 June 01, 2007
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I'm NoT tOuChInG yOu

I thought school shootings were an INCEL thing 🤔 Hmmm.... I mean... That's not what I said. I said it was constantly being demonized and mocked.
Hym "The guy who is literally fucking the female version of me was talking shit so I'm going to outline the chronology of events. You motherfuckers stuck your finger in my face and twirled it around while saying 'I'm NoT tOuChInG yOu! I'm NoT tOuChInG yOuUuUu!' And then I popped you in the mouth by saying 'And I'm not threatening your kids motherfucker. I'm not going to come in here with a stolen shotgun. I'm not raising an army of hammer clowns' and what did you do? You stuck your finger right back in my face. And what would have happened if I had done something other than this? Huh? You would have said 'Well, clearly I played no role in that. I mean, yeah, he said he would do a thing if I didn't stop but I didn't think he would actually do it! It's not my fault I kept doing the thing I was told would get my kids killed!' I mean seriously. If I told you not to eat something because I KNEW IT WOULD KILL YOU and YOU TOLD ME TO GO FUCK MYSELF, WHOSE FAULT WOULD IT BE THAT YOU DIED? YOURS MOTHERFUCKER."
by Hym Iam March 30, 2023
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